Just think of me as a lazy blogger today. I’m re-posting something that Neal, my other brother-not-in-law, posted on my Facebook page recently.
Earlier this month I posted a report published by Political Research Associates about anti-gay activity in Uganda. Something about a “Seminar on Exposing the Homosexuals’ Agenda.”
Both Terry brothers, Dane (the hippie) and Neal (the gay) had something to say about this. Dane’s post said, “All the homosexual people I’ve ever known do seem to have the same agenda…I believe it’s called ‘Live And Let Live’…I like it so much I’ve made it my own.”
Neal responded to Dane with his own version of the Homosexual Agenda. They sure are funny those Terry brothers.
Today’s Homosexual Agenda:
6:00am Pilotis (note to Neal: use dictionary.com when unsure of spelling. It’s Pilates, doll)
7:00am Protein Shake
7:30am Walk French bulldogs, Oliver and Tullulah
8:00am Check Facebook and Gay.com…
9:00am Hair appointment
10:00am Bloomingdales: check for new Prada sneakers; admire LV bags
12:00pm Brunch with girlfriends at Neiman Marcus Rotunda (warm goat cheese spinach salad, balsamic vinaigrette, 2002 Montrachet)
2:00pm Assume control of government; recruit all straight youths to gay lifestyle; destroy all heterosexual marriages; bulldoze all houses of worship
2:30pm Disco Nap
3:00pm Facial at Day Spa
4:00pm Gym: ab workout
5:00pm Grey Goose appletinis at Splash
6:00pm Sex in the City rerun
7:00pm Dinner (Pan seared Chilean Sea Bass with shitake, coriander and lime-pepper, 2007 Gamba Maratto)
8:00pm Theater: “Billy Elliot, the Musical”
10:00pm Nightcap at “The Web”
11:00pm Bed
