No Fly Watch List: Part 11

I’m getting mixed messages from the Department of Homeland Security. Last year I was placed on the No-Fly Watch List which made traveling a real hassle, mainly because I was not able to print my boarding pass from home for several months. You can read No-Fly Watch List: Parts 1-10 for greater detail.

Shortly after I discovered my status on the No Fly Watch List, I filed my paperwork with the Department of Homeland Security’s Traveler Redress Inquiry Program. A month or two later, I received a redress number and was able to print my boarding pass from home. Traveling resumed pretty much to normal. In fact, it kind of became easier.

Last November I was traveling to Albuquerque for a conference on a Southwest travel voucher. Because it was a voucher, I had to go to the airline counter to get my boarding pass.

“Here you go,” the nice lady said to me as she handed me my boarding pass.

I was in line at security when I noticed my last name was spelled wrong on the boarding pass. My name gets misspelled with some regularity. Khan becomes Kahn, which I’ve also written about on this blog. See Mistaken Identity. Oh great, I thought to myself. I’ll probably get held up in security because the spelling doesn’t match my identification.

It's Khan, not Kahn.

I didn’t have time to go back to the counter so I chanced it. And they waved me through. Hmmm, I thought to myself. Have I advanced from the No Fly Watch List to the Go Ahead and Fly Even if Your Name on Your Boarding Pass Doesn’t Match Your ID?

Yesterday, I checked in for a flight and it seems the Department of Homeland Security and the TSA are trying to get their act back together because this time, I got a new message.

“Please enter the redress number for Surina Ms. Khan, if available. We have all other required information.”

Good thing I got that redress number, because I entered it and I was able to print my boarding pass, even though I was confused by the new name they gave me. Surina Ms. Khan. Usually I go by Ms. Surina Khan. At least they spelled my last name right.

Measurable Outcomes: 2010 Greatest Hits

The stats folks at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of last year:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow. What ever that means.

Let’s Do the Numbers

The WordPress folks came up with this analogy, not me. But given my activity on the No Fly Watch List in 2010, it seems appropriate: A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 4,600 times in 2010. That’s about 11 full 747s, assuming everyone got through TSA. And before I migrated to WordPress I was posting on Blogger which has been viewed about 7682 times. I don’t know how many 747s that is but it’s more than 12,000 views in 2010. I should note that when I first started this blog, I accidentally sent everyone in my contacts an invitation to view it, without using the bcc field. Ouch. Surely that boosted my numbers early on. I wrote about it in Blogettiquette just over a year ago.

In 2010, there were 95 new posts. I’m pretty sure there wont be nearly as many in 2011 since I seem to be averaging about 1-2 posts a month these days. There were 226 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 25mb. That’s about 4 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was December 12th with 125 views. The most popular post that day was My Big Gay Funeral, a tribute to Jenny’s mom, Patricia Terry who passed away on December 10, 2010.

How Did You Get Here?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, surinakhanblog.blogspot.com, twitter.com, en.wordpress.com, and ohcrapihaveacrushonsarahpalin.blogspot.com. Wait, what? Who has a crush on Sarah Palin?

Some visitors came searching, mostly for surina khan, surina khan blog, surina kahn, shan masala, and surina.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

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My Big Gay Funeral December 2010
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About April 2010
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3

Writing April 2010

4

Polly Wants More Than a Cracker May 2010
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5

That’s So Gay October 2010